I want an Olive and some olive oil
someone shouts, she's Popeye's Goil

oh god, it doesn't get any better,

If it was Tuesday
Wimpy would pay me
for six hamburgers
but it's Wednesday and
he's back on the cadge,
( do people say, cadge, anymore?

can't get over 'goil'
do they really say 'girl' like that in the states?

I suppose it takes all sorts and there's certainly
allsorts in a box of Allsorts.