Easter will be late this year. It's still cold and the blossoms shine pink, carpet bombing indiscriminately.
Easter will be late this year. March paces itself striding to the end of the tax year, the start of price hikes and a train of trans-continental refugees from some god-awful war just spitting distance from Lidl.
Easter will be late, but Mother's Day will bring a distraction of blue elastic bands bound around barely blooming daffs, happy in damp sticky hands.