I could ****** a blueberry muffin
I'd do life for a Viennese whirl
but breakfast will be
what breakfast will be
a cup of hot coffee
and me.

It was only Tuesday last week too
there must be a great deal of
Tuesdays to get through,

I wish that they'd mail me a Friday.

Ooh, goodie,
the five o-clock news with its
five o-clock views,
listened and
ouch,
not goodie at all.

writing this has passed a couple of minutes
which is better than passing wind,
but it's still only Tuesday.