there is something suspicious about you every time I channel a wish through you it all goes rather askew
last year when I sent you a special SOS to tell you I wanted a nice red dress instead of making good on my request you supplied me with a green vest that would have been okay for Jill but it didn't quite fit my bill
Fair Godmother if you don't get my wishes straight we'll be parting company and there will be no debate
may this short note be read and properly understood make sure all my future wishes are by you made good