Where the hell Should I begin She’s ugly As homemade sin Though she used to be A man among men But that was Way back when
What in tarnation Can I say She threw her wife And kids away Cos she felt like A woman okay But that was Yesterday
Now I’m not tryin’ To be cruel But to confuse her for a woman I’d have to be a fool Though what I’m saying Might not be cool It’s high time that she Be taken to school
She’s six feet Two inches then some Even with makeup She looks dumb Though she might be attractive To some She’s confused for a woman By none