You hear people talk
about the "Great Beyond",
but it's all speculation
as they've never gone.
Except perhaps Hindus
who chance to recall
that back in the day
they were Queen of us all.
What amazes me most
about past life regression
is none claim to have practised
the "oldest profession".
They claim to be Caesar
or Henry the Eighth,
Never some drab
who was just a "good date"