North of Watford Gap is grim
and even the reaper needs a minder
to go about his business.

Can't say that I agree,
its been tough but fair
to me.

We'll soon be docking,
disembarking at
the quayside of 'new year'
which was named the year that it was new,
it's not new anymore,

seems like everything's like that
South of Watford Gap.