Went to the late night discount store
To purchase items won't yet say what for
I CAN say it's what every man needs
But this one will be just for me

I picked up cardboard, markers, a staple gun
Duct tape in pink cause the color's fun
Bags of streamers along party balloons
Keeping my excitement down was all that I could do

I snuck some stuff from my Mom
Something lacy in a blue chiffon
It's really got it going on
Feels so right it must be wrong

I lock myself in my room
I don't come out till way past noon
Everything is going according to plan
I've made a woman for me who understands

Our first date out on the town
Her shear beauty has crowds staring us down
I think that I'm falling in love
She doesn't talk or eat that much

I take her home a peck on the cheek
Pack her in the closet till our date next week
Why didn't I think of this before
My High School would not have been such a bore