I'm not unhinged To consider gates, And which side I'm on; Who's allowed in, or out. If a gate's open, Do we rush or seep in? Uncle Frank's gate leads to his plush meadow. That's how I envision the Pearly Gates With a slight squeak as they slowly close On all the lies outside; Souls sticking a foot between the gate and the post While banging on the bars. But the toes don't lie.