The ageing process is happening to me, The wrinkles are coming So I can see, Everything is heading south! Including my eyes, nose and mouth, The double chin, Well that could do with a pin! The belly needs a tuck, Or even a lipo ****! But itβs the aches and pains, The varicose veins , Thank fully Iβve Not got yet, I sweat! I need more sleep! Or Iβm in a heap, Iβm always tired My brain is becoming unwired! At times!