The clock’s short arm is two lines over midnight, And the internet is a river of nocturnal creatures, My fishing rod is as plastic as my phony profile picture’s nose, A scripted act of deep affection a tasty trapping virtual bait, Singing mermaid ringing you in There’s nowhere else to swim.
Successful the catfish-lady catching a fish-man.
I wonder if there any catfishes on HP using poetry to draw us in?