Out of blackest space The starship “Discovery” emerges from the abyss To orbit around a beautiful blue world Just like Earth. Its captain decides to land And the view gets better as it descends.
Continents and oceans are plain to see, But so much more: Futuristic cities – Great civilisations – The crew cannot wait for that moment Of First Contact.
And so it happens: The captain and his officers Stand at last before an emissary Of a planet light years away from Earth.
Before them is an alien Humanoid indeed Though with Leaves of all things Decorating its head. It’s neither male or female As far as they can tell And has a long tail With of all things A plant *** at the end. Yes, a tail stuck in a plant ***!
The alien swishes its tail to bring The plant *** into its leafy hands.
“Welcome to our world,” smiles the Alien, “It is called Earth just like yours. Just like countless other Earths Around the Cosmos. And yes I am what you would call a ‘Plant’. For most worlds of our universe did not Evolve carnivores like you. If I want a proper feed I find some soil beds And search for food with My tap root.
But worry not, You are what you are. You cannot help the hand that Evolution Has given you No more than any of us can change Whatever our ancestors did in historical times. We welcome you in Peace and Love, At least in the hope That you don’t Eat Us.”
The captain and his crew hang their heads In shame Until the captain replies: “Thank you for your welcome. We too come in peace. And rest assured Our intentions are good: Whatever happens We will not eat you.”
“Good” says the alien, with a nod, “That’s just as well, For we have giant bees here, And you wouldn’t want To make them angry with you. But come, It’s time for you to see Our enormous butterflies.”
And with that, First Contact Was concluded And a new relationship Began.