These Days It Seems That MANY...
Are Showing... They're NOT Ready...

To PASS The TEST...
of... Managing STRESS... !!!

Like The STRESS of Work...
That... CLEARLY HURTS...
The Minds of Those...
Who MONEY CONTROLS... !!!

So They Work SLOW... !!!
In Fact You Know...
They Move Like SNAILS...
On Work Detail... !!!

So YUP That's A FAIL... !!!

So MANY Trials...
So MUCH Denial...

I Wonder Sometimes...
How Some... SURVIVE... ?!?

With... ALL Their LIES...
And Their Coc' Lines... !!!

YUP Another FAIL... !!!!!

... SNORTING To Sail...
When You're On Land... ?!?

NO PASS Is Availed...
For Embracing THAT Stance...
... BENDING Over...
To Rub With Shoulders...

... FAIL AGAIN... !!!
That AIN'T The Way... !!!!!!

I Give A PASS To Those In Class...
Who DON'T Lick ***...
To Get... TOP MARKS... !!!!!

Talking of... ***... !!!

So MANY FAILS On Relationship Trails...
******* The ***** of A WELL KNOWN ****...
Girls Get FAILED QUICK For Being *****' Chick... !!!

But Fellas WHAT Is With You NOW... ?!?

Moving Like FOWL Around These SOWS... !!!!?!!!!
Talk of CHICKEN Heads Now Gets Me VEX... !!!

Cos I'm Seeing...
TOO MANY... " Men "...
Now Act Like Womens' PETS... !?!

So Yup...
Y'all Know What's Coming NEXT... !!!

... That's A FAIL... !!!
Men Acting Like... " **'s "...

I Thought It Was... " Pro's "...
Who EXPOSE Their HOLES... !!!

We've ALL Got Holes In How We Roll...
But You... Get A PASS...
When You MINIMISE Those... !!!!!

How About PROMISES Peeps' DON'T Keep...
Who Then Act Like... SHEEP...
Or Worse Still... " HOSTAGES "...
When Asked To REVEAL...
The TRUTH About Moves...
That PROVE Them To Be WEAK... ?!?

I See SO MANY SNEAKS...
Talkin' Bout' The VIP's...
With Whom They...
Choose To SNEAK... !!!

Because Like Them They're FREAKS... !!!
FREAKS of NATURE LIVING For PAPER...
Whose Attitude To Labour...

Is... "I'll get to it later !"...

But When It Comes To Getting PAID...
The Moves They USE Are Smooth But CRUDE... !!!
So YES A FAIL Goes To Those Crews...

Who... THINK They're Slick...
When In Fact They're Frail...
And Should... CURTAIL...
Their USING TRICKS That TRULY STINK... !!!!!

I AIN'T Batfink' But STILL PASS GO... !!!
UNLIKE These... " **'s "...
Who USE Their Holes To YES Pass GO... !!!

Hold On There NO That's A FAIL... !!!!!!!!!!
Go... STRAIGHT To JAIL... !!!

I'm ENJOYING This Write...
Cos' I'm In The... SUNSHINE...
And It's The Day BIG VIRGE...
Passed Into This World...
Yeah The Day of My Birth...

NO FAILURES There... !!!

But Now I... FEAR...
That FAILS Are HERE And EVERYWHERE... !!!

Well NOT... " Everywhere "... !!!

But We Should BEWARE... !!!
of... Giving Out PASSES...
To Those Who NEED Classes...

In How NOT To Act Like These...

... " Modern Day ***** "... !!!!!

So Who Is The SMARTEST...
And Who Is The HARDEST...
And Who Like... " The Doctor "... ?
Has A Time Machine TARDIS... !?!

I'm Having FUN Now... !!!
But DON'T You Doubt... !!!
That... FAILURES I SEE In Todays' Peeps'...
Are Things BIG V DON'T Take Lightly... !!!

So... WATCH Your Step With Me... !!!

DON'T Make PROMISES...
You... CAN'T KEEP... !!!!

Because That Is SYNONYMOUS...
With Leaving Folk DISPLEASED... !!!

So When You Want To...

... " Play The *** "...

BEFORE You Get DERAILED... !!!

REMEMBER...

... " Pass or Fail "...