There once was a man named John
He was gay
and wished he wasn't
So he decided to try something new
He married a woman
he raised all the goats, prostitutes, and prostitute goats
His face formed a straight toothed smile
covering a shadowed tear
his circuits failed to reach a lightbulb
and no connection was made
now he was in prison
for holding an illegal human trafficking ring
and the prostitute goats were allowed to roam free.
sometimes you can still hear them calling out to their owner John.