I wrote
a sensual poem
naughty and corny.
Praying that
when she read it
it would make
my wife *****

She read
and she read
she read a bit more
I'd hoped when she was done
to take her right on the floor

I looked at her
and asked
so what do you say?
Did my passionate writing
soak your ******* away.

She gave a short moan
and I thought I had luck
But she quickly
answered to me
I don't give a ****.