I am a morning person But there’s a morning person and a morning person I’m the one who comes later Five o’clock in the morning is a bit stiff! Do you get my jiff? Well I am at that time Stiff as a board It takes an hour to loosen up With a strong hot coffee cup And a cake, A cake will help me wake, A muffin to you But that will do! So once I have woken Raring to go Take the dog out for her walk She loves it you know! And when We get back My whip I do crack! Not really! Dog now asleep! The little creep! I clean the kitchen Do the bins Put the washing in For all my sins Clean the floor Wash the door Fill up the dish washer, And what’s more? Oh what would I do without you!!!!! Well that’s my morning ! As I said I’m a morning person So now I’m back to bed!!!!!! The rest of the day Has gone astray!