this is what it’s come to my wife is at college upstairs sitting on the bed with sixteen other people virtually on her laptop my daughter late for her lesson at college without the excuse of missed buses or traffic she got stuck in the kitchen talking to her boyfriend on WhatsApp I’ve booked an appointment at the doctors on zoom to diagnose a worrying mole that’s giving me grief and I might facetime my dad later the only time I see him for real nowadays virtual love virtual hugs how do you date in a pandemic I wonder looking for someone to share the end of days with