my life is egg and chips served on a plate the size of your head with unlimited tea my life is You Tube on a continuous loop of ghost investigations amazing facts I never knew and documentaries about how scientists arenβt as smart as they think they are my life is ***** top bottles of beer I can open with my paw and tip down my throat with consummate ease my life is poetry and art that speaks to me tells me how fragile the world is people are our future will be my life is worrying about the planet my children my wife my job my future death life after death documentaries about my death me becoming a ghost my diet my drinking how art mirrors life how Iβm not as smart as I think I am I am uncomplicated just like everyone else