It’s happened to me,
It’s happened to you.
Welcome to the squad -
You’re officially part of the
“Damaged Crew.”

Did he compliment your hair?
How it shines and how it flairs?
Or did he sneak into your room
And steal what was saved for your groom?

Why did it happen to me?
****! Get your hand off my knee.
Why did it happen to you?
He just felt like he had to pursue.

So welcome to the “Damaged Crew” ,
Don’t worry soon you’ll see more than blue.