I feel a scratch in my throat
Am I supposed to panic now
And change my vote

I tried lemon and honey
And gargled mouthwash plenty

I've been bathing in hand sanitizer
For no good it did any

Now this **** scratch
I can feel in my throats back
Before the onslaught of attack

I hate to be sick
Now matter what virus it is
Yet somehow all my precautions
Had zero effect

I'm never changing my vote
They could shut down the whole world
Because no matter how sick I get

I'll never be sicker than them