I've been rightly doing taxidermy More years than I care to count Is it any wonder that I got bored Stuffing Raccoon, Deer, and Antelope by the pound
So I went and changed around my tactics And believe me things have been going swell Since it's no longer only animals that I stuff But people just as well
I went and opened up a funeral parlor So the two I've now combined Where I offer up the best of both For one low extraordinary price
People are dying to get my services (Pardon the Pun) From many miles around They love the idea of being stuffed Before they're plopped into the ground
Why some are even being stuffed With their best friend sewed forever in their arms To spend eternity with Buffy the Poodle To me, holds at bit of charm
What ever position you want planted in I am more than willing to please Moon your friends a lasting goodbye Is the special of the week
For those not sure where they're going I'm an expert in stuffing the face With a look of total surprise and confusion In case they end up in the wrong place
How you wish to give your final farewells We're not here to question why But only to offer the One, Two, or Five Finger Special In how you'd like to wave goodbye
So hurry and make those reservations At Billy Bobs Taxidermy & Mortuarium Cause we're stuffing it hard and heavy these days Where it is we got it all going on