Here's an idea
Now please here me out
Over this random thought that just popped in my head

Smack dab in the middle
Of blowing a bubble
I thought what if my gum could chew it's own self instead

The thought did cross
What about flavor
I guess I could stick it to the end of a straw

Then I could still savor
The bubblegum flavor
While giving a rest to my tired worn out old jaw

I know what your thinking
The man is a genius
This idea is BIG! This idea is HOT!

If you want to be a part
Of this ground breaking action
Send money now, we're going straight to the top

Bigger than Barney®
Cooler than Xbox®
More fun to watch than the Kardashians on T.V.

When I look at this gum
I see the future
Chewing itself into the chronicles of history