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Big Virge
Poems
Dec 2019
"Stress !!!"... A Poem written by Big Virge 2/1/2006
Poor Tony Blair ...
His Job's Been A STRESS ... !!!
Well That's A Shame ... !!!
If He Wants Sympathy For Stress He Feels ...
He's NOT Just STRESSED He's Going INSANE ... !!!
He's Held The Reins For Far Too Long ... !!!!!
If He's Been Through Stress That's Okay Be GONE ... !!!!!!
You've Clearly Proved The People WRONG ... !!!
You're Stressed And CLEARLY ...
Far From ........................................................ STRONG ... !!!
Try Wearing Pants NOT George's Thong ... !!!!!
You've Been Bought Like Your Army Crews ...
Well Thanks To You STRESS Has Hit The Masses Too ... !!!!!!
You've Made Some CRY Into Tissues .....
But Of Course YOU'RE STRESSED ... !!!!?!!!
I'm A Bit ... Confused ... ??!?!!!?
Your Movie Should Be Ridiculed ... !!!!!
Because It Shows Your ... " Shady Moves " ... !!?!!
You've CLEARLY Used A Puppets' Shoes ...
And Dealt In LIES Whilst Shielding ... "Truth" ... !!!
I Don't Have Time To Give You Proof ...
Because of Laws You're Passing Through ... !!!
YOU SHOULD CONFESS To Giving STRESS ...
To People Who ... Placed Faith In You ... !!!
It's My Belief You've Long Deceived ...
Just Like MAGGIE The ... " IRON Lady !!! " ... !!!
NEW LABOUR ... ???
Or A NEW TORY ... !?!
She Must Be PROUD of What You've Achieved ... !!!
DESTRUCTION of Peace And Unity ... !!!
INCREASING Costs of ... " Energy " ... !!!!
Merging Police To Keep The Peace ... !?!
Because of VIOLENCE On Our Streets ... !!!
" Your Stressed Tony ... !!!! "
" You're STRESSING ME ... !!!! "
And Placed STRESS On Your OWN Country ... !!!!!
By Following GEORGE ... And His Armies ...
To Places Where You Should NOT Be ... !!!!!!
Right Now Even Fools Can See ...
You've Fed Your People ...
...... " FALLACIES " ...... !!!!!!!!!
Now We Face Some ROCKY Seas ... !!!
EVIL Deeds From EVIL Breeds ...
GREED Leading To Poverty ... !!!!!
While You Retire Gracefully .......................
Feeling STRESSED ... ?
You Must Do ... " BLESS " ... !!!!!!!
Your Pension Fund Must Have MILLIONS ...
And Holiday Homes ... Under The Sun ... !!!!!!
Well Hold On Son I'm NOT Quite Done ... !!!
You've Left England To Police With Guns ... !!!
STOPPING Who They Like For FUN ... ??!!!??
Blacks Now Face NEW Racism ...
From Policeman ... Holding BIG GUNS ... !!!
With Little Defence From Random Checks ...
Where Incompetence May Leave Some ... " DEAD !!! " ...
OKAY ... Nuff said ... !!!!!
What Was Said By Malcolm X ... ?
" By Any Means !!! " ...
Didn't Think He Meant THEM ... !?!
"Tony mate, you don't know stress !!!"
When Lawmen HATE ...
The Way You Dress ...
Your ... Darkened Skin ...
The Way Your Hair ...
Grows On Your Head ...
Trust Me Tony THAT IS STRESS ... !!!!!
You've Got A CHEEK To WASTE Money ...
On Films About YOUR Days of Stress ...
While You Make Pounds ...
You Politicians DO Confound ... !?!?!
You Talk of STRESS Within Your Job ...
Well HEAR THIS Gents ... !!!!!
...... " Big deal, so what !" ......
Join The Club Most Folk Are STRESSED ...
Because of Stuff You've FORCED On Them ... !!!
They've Got PROBLEMS ... !!!
Because of Your CORRUPT Systems ... !!!
You And Your Friends ... !!!
Those You PROTECT From Punishment ...
And EXPOSURE On ... " News At Ten " ... !!!!!
Like .... " Blunkett " ....
You Should Simply QUIT ... !!!
BEFORE You Get ...
ANOTHER Cheque At OUR Expense ... !!!
INCREASING Debt RISING Interest ...
Are NOT The Things That Bring YOU STRESS ... !!!!!
"Ahhh of course they do !" ...
I Should of Guessed ... !!!
"Bills to pay, Tony I say,
you really should put cash away !
Expense accounts are not the way,
to pay for all your holidays !"
COME ON PEOPLE USE Your BRAINS ... !!!!!
Financial Strain Like ... " Tony's Reign " ...
Has Been Arranged For Tony And His Friends To GAIN ... !!!
If He's Got STRESS But Rides NO TRAINS ... ?
His Stress Levels Should Be EXPLAINED ... ?!?
He Should Refrain From Making Claims ...
That Leadership Has Been A DRAIN ... !!!!!!!!
But Of Course Though Folks ...
The Job Has Given Him Rewards ...
Well Listen Mr. B ....
NO Applause From ME And NO Awards ...
And That's ... NO JOKE ... !!!!!
How Much Have You Made ... ?
From FRAUDULENT Quotes ... ?!?
And How Many People ...
Have You Left BROKE ... !?!
You've Got A CHEEK To Act As Though ...
Your Work Duties Have ROCKED Your Boat ... ???
Now Listen CLOSE ... !!!
If The Job Was Too Much ...
I'd of Wrote You A Note ... !!!
The Note Would of Said ...
"It's time to go,
don't come back to work No Mo' !" ...
I'm Sure The U.S. Would Give You A Desk ...
Working With Those Who Run Congress ... !!!
That May Be Where He's Heading Next ... ?!?
That's A Move I WOULDN'T Suggest ... !!!
That Might Just Push Some ... OVER The EDGE .... !!!!!!
Then Tony Would Know About ...
REAL ......
............ " Stress " ........... !!!!!
When I saw the advert for the film, it inspired this !
#hypocrisy
#money
#shame
#politics
#big
#virge
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Big Virge
Barbados
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