I wish I were
A man of might
I would protect
****** tight
Keep it pure
Fertile seed
I am but
A bad disease
I wish I were
A chimpanzee
I would swing
In every tree
Limb to limb
Between knees
Catch a whiff
Lumbar cheese
What I really mean
I wish I were
Something else
I get bored
With myself
Traveling alone
Living the life
This time around
Without wife
I wish I were
A man of might!