mirror mirror
on the wall
who has the biggest
ego of all

does this person
before you
like to hear
his trumpet toot too

mirror mirror
on the wall
will this egotistical fellow
take a great fall

has he been
full of himself
and is he in need
of reappraising himself

mirror mirror
on the wall
is this chap
an overblown load of crap

is he a pain
in the rear end
and when will
his personality make amends

mirror mirror
on the wall
will he heed your advice
and drop his pretentious vice