You chugged down a pint of stout Reason running in and out Your friends cheering you on Until all reason is completely gone In a moment of uncertainty You poise the possibility Of ordering another pint of that hilarity You get another one and a shot You feel your head spins and you're hot You're being cheered on by your friend-squad Reason's leaving, but you're not The evening just began And you feel a certain urge to dance Then that concludes You get the pint again And the reason still eludes
About the unreasonably high alcoholic consumption most folks go through at some point.