Light behaves as both a particle and a wave. A day on Venus is longer than it’s year. Polar bears aren’t even white. Everything I see has already happened so I’m always in the past. Love is just a biochemical/psychological response to external stimuli. There’s a good chance nothing is real. I don’t actually have free will. The mind named itself. This could all be a simulation. There’s real lemon juice in furniture polish but lemonade is made with artificial flavors. And every decision creates a new timeline. I guess I’ll have the chicken marsala.