It's an aid to creation, helps the words flow Though my muse is not amused By the drunken *** Who pens poems only fit for graffiti On toilet walls We have an odd relationship Based on trust and understanding I don't trust her And she'll never understand me I have crushed so many worlds With the clarity of alcohol Including my own, left to drink By myself in bad company It's like a sad friend, who always turns up When you're doing something else Needing attention, grasping for love That they can never give back Only to rob you of your senses Take over your whole life and Still leave you wanting more It's not me, it's the drink talking Now ******* and leave us in peace.