i sweat and sweat and sweat and sweat my under arms are always wet basting myself in my own vinaigrette i’ll never be the cool guy in the corvette blasting his tunes with an old school cassette with a blonde on his right and in the back a brunette i’ll always be this soggy piglet you’d think i could just shower and then i’d be set but NO! don’t you see these pits are a leaky faucet