Please accept this receipt as my proof of purchase. I'm returning the Police 'cause they're not fit for purpose. My bike it was stolen I'd said who and where. The Police didn't bother It's like they don't care. Well they've sent me a summons because of non payment. Now it's four times the cost and a bike that I've lost.
I'll glue on a moustache and wear a **** hat. Eat sprinkled donuts, do **** all and get fat.