Once upon a time, I fell in love with a fish Who only acknowledged me When I managed to get him on the hook, But he swam away The second any bait was gone
Once upon a time, I fell in love with a deer Who only came near me When I made myself smaller, But he ran away The second I started to stand
Once upon a time, I fell in love with a cat Who only rubbed against me When I ignored him long enough But he sauntered away The second he got my attention
After a long while, He came back around To **** my hook clean, And to be my superior, And to fool me
He is gone again For how long No one can say But I'll be here
Pole in hand, Crouched, And looking in the opposite direction
*Insert sighing emoji that Android so RUDELY got rid of*