I want to eat junk and not grow fat I want a loving boyfriend whose not an ******* I want to miss classes and still get a degree I want to be a pro footballer without hurting my knee I want flawless skin with an iced tea and milkshake diet I want my voice to be heard and still be quiet I want to have hot *** and keep my virginity I want to party all night and day and keep my sanity I want to smoke trees as still be religious I want to not lift a finger and still be prestigious I want the impossible
My life is a combination of paradoxical situations and states. ha. ha. ha. Not even funny