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Dec 2012
I'd plow her like the a farmer.
I'd mount her like a knight.
and if someone was looking.
I'm sure it'd be quite a sight.

I'd slay her with my dagger.
It's hidden in my pants.
and the only way she'll find it.
is with her scalie slant.

I'd stab her every night.
I'd stab her every day.
I'd stab her in the noon time.
I'd stab her in the hay.

I know my blade is useless,
for killing foe or fiend.
but for slayingΒ Β scalie women
there's none better to be seen.
I got a thing for lizards...
Jacob Daniel Ellinger
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Jacob Daniel Ellinger  Grand Rapids Michigan
(Grand Rapids Michigan)   
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