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Jacob Daniel Ellinger
Poems
Dec 2012
Lizard Chick.
I'd plow her like the a farmer.
I'd mount her like a knight.
and if someone was looking.
I'm sure it'd be quite a sight.
I'd slay her with my dagger.
It's hidden in my pants.
and the only way she'll find it.
is with her scalie slant.
I'd stab her every night.
I'd stab her every day.
I'd stab her in the noon time.
I'd stab her in the hay.
I know my blade is useless,
for killing foe or fiend.
but for slayingΒ Β scalie women
there's none better to be seen.
I got a thing for lizards...
#girl
#funny
#song
#lizard
Written by
Jacob Daniel Ellinger
Grand Rapids Michigan
(Grand Rapids Michigan)
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