Ladies and gentleman! Welcome aboard Life Air flight 493. We are sorry for the delay - of 9 months - in our departure, but believe me, it's better in here than in the outside.
Ladies and gentleman! There is no safety instruction card in the pocket of the seat in front of you. There are no guidelines, no rules, no help. Life is chaos and it is cosmos; Not black and white, but a blurry grayscale No x and y axis values you can plot and predict Just a weird steering wheel and a lot of dubious buttons. (itβs not as easy as it seems in action movies!) For life does not come with a manual.
Ladies and gentleman! In case of emergency, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you. If you are traveling with someone, please attend yourself first. Sometimes, you'll find people who you think are more worth saving than you are but breathe. let the air fill your lungs, overflow. until it reaches them. You can't help others when you're drowning. You can't lean on others when they're also on the water. You can't love others when you don't love yourself. Because when you take your last breath you'll remember you never got your own life jacket.
Ladies and gentleman! Keep the shades on your windows lifted at all times. Even though you are scared of what's outside, pull up your shades. Look at the funny-shaped clouds and the passing cities below you, Take close attention to all the tiny cars and tiny people and the dollhouse sized problems. because we will not be turning back. Open your windows. You will see tragedy and hurt and war. Broken hearts that may or may not belong to you, broken souls that you can not always cradle in your arms. Oceans of blood, bright scarlet contrasting against the otherwise beautiful seashores.
Ladies and gentlemen: We will be taking off shortly. Please make sure that your seat belt is securely fastened. Thank you.