Valhalla, land of martyrs, where brave men come to rest their banners. Hear the glorious call, beckoning, for a thousand more await you in the hall of gods. May you step into the light with your sword at your side-- the blood on your hands speaks of victories untold by the lives of mortals, stories that will be sung by the blades yet to swing and warriors soon to be bred. Rise, do not weep; ascend, brother, for the gates hewn by time welcome you. Come forth in armor no more, and we shall embrace you as the king you have proven to be. Worthy in all manner, purest of heart, strongest of will, forged from those beastly fires of heaven; enter, and your reign shall never perish under the withering storm of eternity. Enter, and be remembered for yours, the legacy unforgotten.
*rifles through old scrambling in hardrive* *pulls out two year old stock* ah yes, this one.