i come cherishing and bearing gifts figures of speech are my playthings like furniture i am remodeled daily and intuitively placed around your home the finer things in life are free so see me there upon your TV screen i am electromagnetic static that illuminates your blankets and i am the black and white of advertisements i am figures of forgotten speech so record the unwatched programs in your mindβs virtual memory the hard drive of work and play creates hundreds of new retirees each day hundreds of haunted expatriates knuckle-headed people that couldn't tread lightly even if they wanted to so will you please untie me and remove these binds and chains it's time to free the lover from the psyche for that is all she ever wrote