She'll be in front of a mirror forever Worried to death she's lost her appeal But I take one look at her and be amazed Worrying that I'll finish early when we start Because she's so gorgeous that I can't handle My urges to express That in my male anatomy There's not much else I'd enjoy just as much Then spending the rest of my life losing my breath To such a beauty I can't imagine a loveless marriage I'd be thinking How can I make her scream in pleasure louder then last time? It is a musical score that puts romanticism to shame.