***** it!!!!  she shouted
as her husband
sweating
and cussing
shoved it in hard
bang it !!! bang it !!!
she moaned
as he gripped her legs
Pull this!!! Push that!!!
she ordered
as her husbands hand
found her bottom
Tap it gently!!!! Force it force it!!!!
she cried wildly
as he fumbled with her drawers
for Gods sake **** it George **** it!!!
as he gripped her wobbling chest
oh leave it ! Your pathetic !!!
and your tools too small
he thought no it's not the holes too big
and looked away

oh....

and the ****** instructions are in Swedish