I'm allergic to this I'm allergic to that I'm allergic to most foods Well, at least I'm not fat I can't stand under the sun I can't play in the rain When I stand for too long My head starts to pain I bleed from my nose I know it sounds scary There was this one time When I ate a dictionary No, I'm just kidding There's no paper left in the house I used it all to clean my nose Oh, look at your face. I think I got you aroused