Born May 5, 1818, in Trier Germany to Heinrich and Henrietta Marx, sans the third of nine children (and second oldest heir)
Karl Marx thinking begot incendiary sparks, asper his two most controversial publications titled The Communist Manifesto, and Das Kapital
which political philosophy incubating seeds of self destruction didst birth doctrines of class struggle, historical materialism, dearth
of equitable wealth, and inherent contradictions of industrial capital distributed unevenly across avast swath of Earth
thus inviting his perspective (conveniently exploited, mined, and usurped) advocating the working class (proletariat)
to expedite organized revolutionary action to topple capitalism and bring about socio-economic emancipation, where wages of sin exchanged for labor bled
fingers to the bone life source, viz proletariat till slaving laborer nearly became gratefully dead despite being cased in 12 point Times New Roman garb, who incessantly fed
insatiably maws of production, (no way to get a supportive talking head) particularly highlighted within schema of Capitalism),
a predominant paradigm stratifying society led to internal tensions engendered between bourgeoisie red
dilly controlling means of production codified as said as die a critical approach Marx coined as historical materialism,
where figurative landmines forced one to tread gingerly, thus above stated philosophy would supposedly lead down the road where self destruction wrought marriage birthing Socialism offspring from shot gun wed
ding, thus coaxing eventual establishment of classless communist society meant to establish free association of producers who spent exchanging merchandise amidst classless campy population hood pitched a tent.