I used to hate your healthy avocados...until I had one Not that your coffee tasted superior to my tea But what's taste when you season mine with gun powder? Yes, In case you did not detect There is a lot of hate in this one Call me aggressive and spiteful Whilst holding your rifle They say hate begets hate begets hate begets hate So for you to understand I put aside my ignorance and try to walk in your shoes
OK, let's start:
A lot of trees Beautiful sky, delightful breeze A rich land where tenants are a many and they shun the proprietor I know I promised to be nice But let's face it for that white picket fence, someone had to pay the price.
Start again:
Sunny coasts Bacon, eggs on toast Walk the dog in the park, life is not all that hectic here. To make it clear, running out of coffee is my basic fear.
Flat stomachs In fact, six packs! Cupboard full of knick-knacks and plenty of time to kick back and relax Never-ending supply of niceties
Calm waters Long walks along the harbor and perhaps a tall pint of lager at the pub
Throw some juicy ones on the barbie mate! Who cares if 6.2 mil in Somalia are starving mate? You say to me: "survival of the fittest, Darwin mate" "It's so difficult to fit in" I say; so tiring MATE Did I say that right? I'm Mohammad, as James in a play called "Aussie Catch Up" and I don't know how to play that part
What else can I say? they gave me a voice (although in English) between the self deprecating migrant and the middle eastern rag head, the gave me a choice
And by the way my boss tried to anglicize my name Said Sebastian had a nice βringβ to it Well go ahead, march to your colonial tune and have me sing to it
Oh healthy avocados, you're too ripe for my liking Maybe I'm just used to a bit of rawness in my diet To be honest I have a heavy heart, a dark one Maybe to reconcile, you should take a step a very very very very very very long one