I think I made a wrong turn somewhere.
I mean, I guess- well, it's embarrassing, but I just kept following my GPS
even when the roads got rough
and my gut felt a little strange
(you know it, right? That twinge you start to get when you realize you have no idea where you are?)
and before I knew it,
I was in the middle of nowhere.
Maybe the batteries are low,
though you'd think they'd install some kind of warning about that-
I mean, people are depending on these things, you know, to get them places.
They've even got them in phones.
Google Maps, I hear.
Anyway, I really...I really think I'm lost.
Could you give me directions?