O golly gosh
I'm totally cream crackers today
My hair looks like spaghetti
My nose as gone all pointed
My belly ain't smiling
My two ******* now three
My teeth like a vampires
My nails green as grass
My eyes the colour of sunset
My mind is like pasta shells
My hips have got hands
My feet have got elbows
And my head is now my knee
I eat only insects
I have a lizard tongue
My arms are tiny
My *** as disappeared
My eyebrows are smiling
My mole as got ears
But hey! I'm happy :)  


I'm all jumbled up today :))