They have an app for everything Apply this apple application vigorously I need an app for this confusion Where’re all the apps for my delusions Hallucinations seem pretty nice But I rather control them with an app Delirium is no friend of mine They control it with an app All of these buttons produce bad business You’re the ones who push them, I’m the witness They take their pictures with an app Photoshop the eye of the beholder It’s the witching hour They shout it from the watchtower They climb up and down the ladder They train the cruelest adders With or without an app