Hey Bernardo
climb out the window
let's go out on the razz
I'm sick of being a good chap
we
should go and smoke up
some jazz,

pick up a 'judy'
pretend we're in Speke
let's be two of the sailors
in port
for a week.

I've smashed through the airlock
escaped from the ward
bored through the ceiling
and
woke up feeling *****
Snow White's not impressed
( old jokes are sometimes my best)

but wouldn't it be nice to go
out and get iced
and by that I mean here
to
drown in cold beer
hey Bernardo
are you still awake?