On posting a most unflattering note Was decided to scotch the pompous tote He felt like tearing a she writer down By plating some of his unneeded ***** Which had been greeted as nothing to skite Were a constructive message put on page She wouldn't of seen the flaming bonfire's rage Why bring his conceited vantage to town There then was a ceasing of his preaching Riling her in an extent far reaching Without thinking such stinging words he chose On her indigestion they didn't sit well All managed to be an affront's hell Lodging deep within her insulted nose