Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, once upon a time all of us were told
Prince charming existed for all you fair maidens
And the perfect woman waited for the gents
And Santa was real and a bunny laid eggs and if you wish upon a star your wishes will come true

I call *******, **** that, what about you?

As for Prince Charming he ain't a prince
He might be sweet and effeminate yet manly... only in your dreams.
You want an *******, a bad boy, a ******, and lucky for you that's what you'll find if you look.

And the gents who want ladies should ask themselves why? There's no such thing unless you have a fictionilized humonized life-sized plastic doll. With a plastic hole for a ******.
But that don't feel real at all.
**** wanting ladies who don't exist
You want a **** at heart who'll go down on you when you wish.
And she'll look real pretty without tons of makeup but then you'll see her blemishes and reality ain't what you expected.

There is no Santa just fat drunk pedophiles in malls
And bunnies don't lay eggs if you thought so you're more stupid then I thought.

Unrealistic expectations open you up to a world of pain
Settle for normal you'll live life sane.