He picks up the microphone - The switch is already on He pushes the button anyway And that turns it back off He starts into his maiden speech. Nobody hears a single word But he keeps right on talking. Iβm in the sound booth at the back Visible in the window The audience turns and looks at me. Thereβs nothing I can do. The mic has been turned off. So I am forced fake a smile And take the blame For his stupidity. ljm
I can never turn down a challenge. I told the speaker before he took the stage that the mic was on and all set for him. Nerves got the upper hand. You'd be surprised how often it happens, but most realize they are not beng amplified and check the mic.