Da never bought a froggy pool; We weren't friends like friends in school; We never played til we showered naked. We didn't hike and shoot the breeze, Nor dump or **** behind the trees. We never hit the links together, And relieved ourselves in St. Andrew's heather. We never streaked sorority dorms, Or stood bare-assed in a storm. We never stood shoulder to shoulder, At urinals for a sneak peak over. Swimming wasn't a thing for Da, So we never swam in the raw. And Da was never one to flash.
Near the end he couldn't wash, I never gave a bed-sponge-bath; But Clean my teeth, was what he asked. Let me bring this to a close, Da was always donned in clothes. I never saw my old man's ****. And that's the long and short of it.