I spent Easter at Denny's. It was 11 at night. It was crowded and noisy, a baby was screaming. There was a fly in my water, it tasted metallic. I drank half of it. Across from me was a table filled with adolescent boys and girls, they were laughing at their own faces. Next to me was a pair of kids, one of whom was freaking out. "I can't sit here! I need to move! I don't feel safe here!" They moved. A pair of rugged, poorly dressed Mexicans took their place. One sipped ten single serving creamer cups before his decaf coffee arrived, where he added three more. The other kept looking at me, and shaking his head. I got the jalapeno Grand Slam. There was nothing Grand about it. The eggs were cold and the taste of jalapeno gave me a headache. The whole place smelled like loneliness. The whole place felt smelly. I haven't been back since.